How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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