Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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