Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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