I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I have already put on my inside pants.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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