I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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