This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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