Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
God, I missed his penis.
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