ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Mom said you looked used
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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