I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
this will be a night to untag.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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