Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize