therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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