I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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