He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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