Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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