Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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