if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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