I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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