Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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