apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
