So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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