yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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