Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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