Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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