actually, I'm a sock model
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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