is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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