just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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