I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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