You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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