Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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