There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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