I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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