I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Randomize
