Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
my vag is so smooth its legendary
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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