is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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