i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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