I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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