im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
