break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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