But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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