Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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