Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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