is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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