no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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