ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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