i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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