Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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