I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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