Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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