what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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