I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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