Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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