winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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