Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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