yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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