He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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