Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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