Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I know her cup size but not her name....
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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