tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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