new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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